ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man +smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss +smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling
me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO
NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS
YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

bodoh punye pc..

hampeh..
my pendrive tak leh nak connect..
tak gune nyer cc..
maleh dah aku nak tuleh balik ape yg aku nak tuleh..
well..
my hubby is ere..
jez chill.. takleh buatpe2 melainkan lepak jek..
hampeh..
i want do more that dat..
i want it... i want it..
sounds gersang rite.. hey, it's been 2 days i ain't with him.. of coz i want him badly.. ngeeehehheheheheh..

my husband sleeping at my room..

when i read my blog back..
aku baru teringat ari jumaat ari tuh aku sludup husband aku tido kat hostel..
n guess wut.. mission accomplish..
huuu...
rase cam kejap jek mlm tuh..
aku pakat ngan budak blog aku.. special thanx to u guys..
walaupun name diarang aku pun tak ingat.. tapi diarang sporting gile..
husband aku pakai tudung n jez step in dlm hostel macam tuh jek.. weekn katakan..
org pun takde..
n next morning.. he's leaving round 7:30..
n i get horny for the whole day when i remember wut i have done with him previous nite.. heheheh..

thesis,robotics,n examz... shiiiitttt!!!

well.. struggling huh..
study.. money.. life... argh..
wut i'm gonna do? tak tau laa..
got lost.. coz can't do anything..
i'm still lazy like a pig.. even only two weeeks left for final..
argh...
ok chill...
last weekn.. urmm aku buat ape erk?
bermalas2 kat umah jek..
my husband went to work.. i continue tido.. then he's home.. we have lunch... have ***..n tido.. bangun makan lagi.. have ***.. n blah balik umah maktok.. memang takde hasil langsung..
aku memang semangat gile nak study..
but when the study time come... aku rase malas..
hell... i need a motivation..
plss.. somebody help me...
my self-motivation is fucking low...
huuuu..

it's the nite..

mu hubby will sleep at my room..
actually me myself a lil bit scared.. wut happen if kantoi.. adoi..
but he's already ere.. it's must be so great if we can sleep togather at my room...
oo my.. i luv u so much..

get relief

a lil bit relief perhaps..
new blogskins.. i do it myself..
n also got a new speaker from sonicgear for a really cheap price..
today is a waste but i enjoy it..
got msg from my old fella, chuck..
thanx dude for drop by..
my hubby ain't coming.. it's ok, i get a lil bit busying myself..
by watching stoopid muvis, change my blog layout n prepare for my presentation tomorrow..
well.. tomorrow, i wanna ask my hubby to sleep wif me at my room..
i'm gonna take the risk..
it's must be really thrill..
but, kalo kantoi taktaula..



here's a pic of pregnant tummy..

ooo my...

i'm not in the mood of writing actually...
bad i feel i lil bit sick... got a head ache..last nite i sleep over at umah maktuk again.. mak n ayah r leaving this morning.. n i reaturn to ukm as always..
got lotsa things to do.. but.. as always.. i'm soo fucking lazy.. my God..
when i gonna change huh.. dem..
i try to drop subject measurement n instrumentation.. think that i gonna fail that paper.. but i can't.. arghhh!!!
pening!! pening!!
i wanna chill out, having a good time.. release the pressures perhaps.. wanna go swimmging with sya, but i forgot to borrow the swimming suit from my sis in law..
nak tgk wayang.. tatau nak ajak sape..
erm.. wutta boring life..
got a class..
chow..

miserable...

i feel like crying rite now..
so depressing..
God..
i'm sooo trouble... a trouble maker perhaps... jez like my dad, where i used to lose my respect to my own dad becoz he's gonna make any trouble wherever he is n whoever he being with..
n me.. i inherited all the bad sides he have...
i wanna change... change my life.. i dun wanna be in any trouble anymore... i'm soo sick of it..
but i jez can't figure any way out.. help me.. pls... somebody help me..
i really need help..
God.. help me..
i'm so useless...
me...

a sigh...

Today I’m scanning my baby for second time.. I was waiting for my turn damn long.. dah lah last nite I can’t sleep well.. n last nite I cry again.. I feel annoyed by my husband coz he dun wanna accompany me today.. n after a few tear drops.. He’s willing to send me back n go with me to scan the baby..
N my baby..
Guess what, the baby is a boy… yeahahahaha.. thank God.. thanx so much.. n he’s so active kicking around n even doing summersault, n sitting like driving a car..
I’m sooo glad… n worried…
Well…
Last nite I cry.. n cry all over again..
Lately I’ve been under deep depress.. n cries a lot.. last I was worried bout my study..
My thesis is out of nowhere.. n then all the projects n hw given by dr.azmi.. I ain’t do it yet.. I never attend en.hanif class.. huuumm… I am so… sooo depress n tension..
I told my husband.. but.. I dunno.. his words doesn’t strong enuf to make me comfort..
At last, my myself sooth my depression..
Hey gal! damn everything.. jez be strong.. u r strong rite?! So stay strong baby.. u r a tough gal.. u can face it alone.. even no one can’t understand it.. but u always understand urself, rite?! So jez do it.. u can baby.. u always can..

I think I dun mind if I jez fail all those paper.. coz I’m gonna extend my study for 2 sems.. n I still got lotsa times.. n I hopes, when I deliver the baby, I can concentrate more into what I’m gonna do with my life..

For the time being..
I am soo emotional.. so sensitive.. sangat ikut prasaan.. n can get tired easily.. I can’t slee well at nit, but I can sleep like a baby during day time.. n think it’s all becoz I’m pregnant..
why..?
becoz I think I can’t keep things straight.. even though I try to give lotsa efforts bout em.. but I still fail to do what is should do.. becoz I am soo tired.. n so lazy.. I am lazy.. becoz I don’t wanna read sumthing I can’t understand.. like my thesis n the robot stuff like the one I’m doing now..
*sigh….*
I think I need to meet a psychotherapist or any one who can.. who can give some nice n great advices.. to gain more confidences n motivations.. seriously.. I really need that..
God help me..

Nolie jez came n visit me.. I’m a lil bit glad she’s coming.. have some chat with her bout her wedding n my baby.. well, I’m still lucky rite.. to have some frens who still concern bout me..

Well, one of the reason why I feel sad last nite coz last weekn I have a really great times.. on Saturday went to my hubby’s aunt at rawang, chilling wif my in laws family.. so chill n cool.. n then Sunday, fooling around wif my hubby at BB.. dah lame tak kuar berpoyo-poyo wif my husband.. doing hot stuff at a hot place.. hehe.. n then on merdeka when to klcc with my in law, kak ayu n abg nazri n faiq.. boozing around, chilling n eating… cuci mate.. I really have a wonderful time..
N now.. at this moment.. I’m all alone, again.. missing my husband so much..
Well babe… can u see my changes of mood..? I can sweep away to any kind of mood in any second jez like that… at 1st I sad last nite, then I hepi becoz of the baby, then I worried coz of my studies.. n hepi again when nolie came n feeling down again bcoz missing all those great times I have before n missing my husband so much…
*sigh….*
I hope my life is getting better.. better n better..
InsyaAllah….